'Dr. Samuel Carter's Original Patent Herbal Cure for the Fear of Exercise'

Finally, it's here.
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Dr. Samuel Carter's Original Patent Herbal Cure for the Fear of Exercise.

The hatred of gyms, weights, rowing machines, swimming pools, and tread mills; reluctance to walk, jog, do gardening and help in the home.

Warranted genuine and of superior quality!
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The only hesitation I have before ordering it is, does it work equally well for dislike or dread of exercise?

Or are there other "Original Patent Herbal Cures" for those?

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