BehindTheMedspeak: 'Virtual colonoscopy not ready to replace traditional method'

That's the news from the American Gastroenterology Association's president, Dr. Emmet B. Keefe, speaking for the group at their annual meeting.

Really?

Think his conclusion has anything at all to do with the fact that his society's members make the bulk of their money from traditional colonoscopies?

Nah, couldn't be.

What a cynic I am, a total discredit to my profession.

But stop, wait... what's that sound?

Everybody look, it's the virtual colonoscopy radiologists

gathering 'round.