Tommy Lee is a Nebraska Cornhusker

I thought it was a joke when I saw it in this morning's Washington Post, but I was wrong: it's for real.

Tommy Lee, ex-Motley Crue bad boy/Pam Anderson husband,

has matriculated at the University of Nebraska.

This coming Monday, he's trying out for the marching band.

Gonna be some serious partying goin' on in Lincoln, not that there isn't already; I mean, there's not a whole lot else to do after the game's over.

I wonder if there's a frat clever enough to recruit him; awfully compelling "wingman," what?

Maybe this won't help elevate Nebraska in U.S. News & World Report's annual college rankings as much as would recruiting a Nobel Prize winner, but it can't hurt in Playboy's.

Go Big Red!