BehindTheMedspeak: Flatulence Deodorizer™

Hey - I don't make this stuff up, I just bring you the news the matters.

And this apparently matters, judging by the roaring success of this business.

The Flatulence Deodorizer™ - U.S. Patent No. 6,313,371 - is "guaranteed to eliminate embarrassment from odors associated with flatulence - forever - or your money back."

Says the site: "Try it, you'll like it - and so will the others around you."

Sounds good to moi.

And, it's "Doctor Recommended" - so you just know it's gotta work.

Order yours today, and "say good-bye to intestinal gas odor once and for all."

"Now is the time for groin odor control."

Truer words were never spoke.

Only $12.95 here.

If you're the upscale type, the Premium version will set you back an additional $7.

But not to worry: both styles are reusable.

Better buy your own, though; I doubt people will be willing to loan you theirs.

Ha.