Dilbert Mints

If you like Dilbert, you'll love these mints.

Choose from

Accomplish-Mints,

Perform-Mints,

Manage-Mints,

Improve-Mints,

or Pay-Mints.

Me, I'll opt for the last.

Just last week, I received a medical record from an attorney for review.

My usual and customary exorbitant retainer check was not enclosed.

I called the attorney's office; his secretary said, "Oh, I'm so sorry; we forgot to enclose the check. I'll get it right out to you."

That sort of thing happens pretty routinely.

I'm still waiting for a check to arrive but no accompanying medical record.

Hasn't happened yet.

Probably just a matter of time, though.

How do you spell "eternity?"