Heidi Klum will wake you up

No lie: if she's not your type, there's

Cheech,

and

Darth Vader,

or

Ice T, and a few others, including a crying baby, who'll give you a wake-up call tomorrow or Saturday - free.

It's Target's holiday shopping promo: the idea is that you'll then be able to be the first person in line at the mall when they unlock the doors.

Woo-woo.

I'm sleeping in, thank you very much.