MorphWorld: Sienna Miller into Heidi Klum

No question: the current "It" girl, starring in "Alfie" and Jude Law's current main squeeze (he dropped his ex, Sadie Frost, with whom he had three children [oh, how very Alfie-esque] when this new girl showed up) who, in a previous life, dropped trou - and top - for the 2003 Pirelli calendar (too bad Version 1.0 - like Buffalo Bill's - defunct, as e e cummings might have said... but I digress...) is really a dead ringer for the perennial

Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition star.

Memo to Sienna: make sure not to skip any birth control pills - otherwise, you'll be history faster than a positive 60-second pregnancy test.

bookofjoe Joke of the Day:

Q. What do you call a Jude Law girlfriend who fell asleep in the sun?

A. Burnt Sienna [apologies to Crayola]