In the mail today came a kind of funky catalog with an even more extensive website: all sorts of great stuff, like that stamp up top ($6.95, item #Q84), and this cool photo I.D. card ($9.95, #C301),

which identifies you as a member of the Fourth Estate, not to mention a handy Press Pass for your car ($2, #Z06),

which might save you the time, trouble, and expense of dealing with being towed.

Then there's this snappy Top Secret file folder ($2, #Z01),

which might make for most amusing times when you put stuff in it that's a goof and then see how long it takes until someone tries to sneak a peak inside.

You could style yourself a Special Investigator ($4.95, C207)

for those times when you're especially suspicious but really, my favorite has to be this XBI Card ($4.95, #C77),

which identifies you as an agent of the Paranormal Bureau of Investigation.

Why is it, I wonder, that I like alien stuff so much?

Think it's maybe what you Earthlings (oops!)

call a Freudian slip?