Coffin Bag

It's come to my attention that there are many Goth Girl joeheads.

So, here's a little something just for you.

Very Morticia Adams, if I do say so myself.

This 10" x 5" x 3" purse has a soft, faux velvet interior "to help your valuables rest peacefully."

Removable, adjustable vinyl strap goes nicely over your shoulder.

There's even a little oval mirror on the inside for touch-ups, or "to determine if your tall, dark and handsome date is really a vampire."

The corners are protected by metal fittings, and "instead of being nailed shut, it closes with a sturdy latch."

$28.50 here.

"Never have mortality and vanity been packaged together so well."