Dust Slippers - 'Dust your floors every time you walk into a room!'

Awesome.

What a concept.

From the website:

Keep your feet warm and clean your floors at the same time.

No need to get on your hands and knees to scrub or drag out the broom when these slippers can do all the work.

Saves you time and effort.

Trendy tartan plaid upper, double-loop mop-style sole.

You get 2 pair.

Hand washable.

One size fits all.

I mean, it's not enough to have conceived of such an excellent two-in-one device, but then they went the extra mile and made 'em in that "trendy tartan plaid," and added lagniappe in the form of "double-loop mop-style" soles.

You won't find a combination like that at Prada, Ferragamo, or Chanel no matter how hard you look.

And offering two pair for $9.95, so you and yours can do a turbo clean-up before the party: I simply don't know what to say.