Pro Thumb Wrestling

Time to stop the mickey-mousing around and step up, don't you think?

For 2005, consider making thumb wrestling the main event at your crib.

For only $7.95, you get the one and only genuine pro thumb wrestling ring.

Made of high-quality plastic and flexible ropes along with real elastic turnbuckles.

The ring's holes are designed for all sizes of thumb.

High-impact, shock-resistant handle.

An Official Rulebook is included.

Sections include "How To Win," "How To Lose," as well as chapters on the time-honored traditions of Cheating, Whining, and Betting.

Measuring at 5" x 5", the Thumb Wrestling Ring requires no assembly or batteries so you can right down to business.

Perfectly compact and easily mobile, ready to be transported to any arena necessary like your next party.

Oh, yeah, just one more thing: the website above, after all the build-up, at the very end says, in giant red letters, "SORRY SOLD OUT."

But for my crack research team, that doesn't mean "THE END."

Far from it.

"Get on it," I said.

And they did, only to return from the hinterlands of cyberspace with the genuine item, new, in its original factory-sealed package, for less than 75% of the original price.

Only $6 here (second item down), but you better move fast: once the joehead network gets wind of this, they'll be gone in a flash.

[via redferret]