Tattoo Sleeve

Ever think that's maybe it's not your clothes, or your shoes, or your accessories, or any of the usual suspects getting between you and the apple of your fantasy eye?

Perhaps if you added a little body-modification, you'd have more crossover appeal.

But then, what to do on Monday when you're on best behavior at work?

Here's the ingenious solution.

These tattoo sleeves let you "get inked by night and keep your day job."

The design is printed directly on the sleeves' fabric.

The sheer, flesh-toned, full-length sleeves come in Tribal (stripes) or Traditional (serpent, skull, or woman designs).

You get two for $14.98; wear one or both.

I'm sure these will do the trick.