135 Energy Drinks

Here's a wonderful website.

This guy has compiled a list of 135 energy drinks, all with photos and most with his personal, oftimes hilarious reviews.

There's "Guru" -

"This tasted like dirt."

And "Rip It" -

"This is my newest favorite energy drink, as I type this I've only had 2, but in a couple days I'm heading back to Albertson's and picking up an entire case cuz it's on sale for only a buck each. It had a very different flavor. I will jot down some notes after I have another one."

Then there's "Wonderfarm" -

"This is the most bizarre energy drink I've ever had. It looked like a clear gel with little white beads in it. It tasted a little like vanilla. And you almost had to chew it. I love this stuff!!! Maybe because it's different and weird."

How about "Diet Rockstar"?

"Diet Rockstar is an oxymoron if you ask me. If you're one of the few saps who likes the flavor of "diet," then this one is for you."

Or perhaps it's a "Monster Assault" kind of day -

"This one tasted like crap. I was pissed, with a cool-looking can like this one you'd expect a great flavor, well I was wrong."

Feel like something with a little Latin flavor?

How about "Lipovitan"? -

"My brother-in-law brought this back from Mexico City. Tasted average, but the aftertaste was really bad."

And, finally, the apocalyptically-named "DefCon3" -

with a name like that, it's hard to believe it hasn't been declared "Official Beverage of the Department of Homeland Security."