Dr. Joe's - official soda of bookofjoe

Yes, it's here.

But it's one of those "good news, bad news" deals.

The good news is that it exists; Trader Joe's invented it and sells it in all their stores.

The bad news is that a reviewer wrote about it, "My palate was already turned off before I took the first sip. Not surprisingly, Dr. Joe's was rather difficult to get down."

Well.

I wouldn't go near that comment with - you know, I'm not even going to go there.

Try it for yourself, then decide.

That's what I say.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Except that I don't lend my name lightly for endorsement purposes.

Few - if any - products or services could even begin to think about paying the kind of money I require for me to deign - yes, I use the word advisedly - to associate myself with them.

Which is why you never see such advertisements.

Except in Japan, where money is no object when it comes to getting my smiling visage

in the same frame as their whiskey or camera or whatever.

Donald Trump, by contrast, is a cheap trick.