Spandex Sheets

What took 'em so long, is what I want to know?

Wamsutta's just brought out its "Embrace" line of sheets, with Lycra "encapsulated" in the fabric so that "only cotton touches your skin" but the fitted sheet stretches over the bed's corners to keep it tight.

Fits any mattress 12" to 18" tall.

Perhaps, if these sheets work as touted, I'll be able to retire my trusty Sleep-Snugs,

which make any sheet quarter-bouncingly tight, but only at a cost of enormous effort and struggle.