Slycraft Breez–O–Matic 3000–XT Personal Desk–Top Air Conditioner™

Hey, Kiwis and Aussis and Argentines, in fact, all my Southern Hemispherians enjoying the long, sometimes too hot summer — your salvation has arrived.

Now you can have your very own fabuloso personal battery–powered desktop air conditioner.

No more sitting there in a pool of sweat at your desk, wondering when the day will finally, finally end so you can hit the beach.

"The Breez–O–Matic comes with fan (2 AA batteries included), mini-ice tray* (ice not included), and sturdy hand–crafted wooden stand (polyurethaned)."

Measures 8"L x 4"H x 4"W.

"Helpful Hint: After removing the ice tray from the fridge, turn cubes sideways (on their ends) in the tray pockets for increased coolness!"

$8.99 here.

At this price, these won't last long: don't spend too many hours thinking about whether it's right for you.

Trust me — it is.

*Color of ice tray and fan may vary

[via whereisben.com]