Egg-Stractor™

Ground Control to Major Tom: Prepare for lunch. I mean launch.

"The Original Egg-Stractor™ peels hard-boiled eggs with just a push!"

That seems different.

"Place egg inside, push and presto your egg is peeled."

Sounds kind of cool, actually.

"No more messy hands. It's fast, easy and fun!"

You know how vulnerable I am to that kind of pitch.

"FREE bonus: egg slicer included with every order, along with a recipe book."

Who could resist?

Not me, certainly.

$9.98 here (Item # 22044).