Invisible Swimming Pool Cover

Huh?

"The pool cover you can't see... but it's there reducing evaporation to keep the water warm."

How's that?

"Ecosavr™ replaces conventional pool blankets by creating a transparent, 'liquid' cover that goes unnoticed while your family frolics in the water, but then re-creates itself when the water is still."

Why, that's amazing.

Tell us more.

"Reduces evaporation up to 40%, keeping the solar energy trapped, so the pool stays warmer longer."

Wow.

I'm impressed.

"Ecosavr™ dispenser 'fish' (above) sinks to the bottom of the pool, and the valve in its top 'fin' slowly releases the liquid into your pool."

I've never heard of anything like this.

"It's transparent, odorless, tasteless and undetectable to swimmers."

Why, you'd almost think there wasn't anything in it, wouldn't you?

"Ecosavr™'s molecules are attracted to water at one end and repelled by water at the other; they also tangle together in all directions."

Sounds very intricate.

"This enables a biodegradable, micro–thin liquid blanket to cover the surface of your pool, forming a barrier that slows the evaporation of water molecules."

Cool: not just water, but "water molecules."

You get not one, not two, but three Ecosavr™ fish for $39.99.

And if you, or anyone, actually buys this, well, all I can say is, you're dumber than I look.

I mean, come on.

If I didn't know better I'd think this was originally intended for the Sharper Image until their Ionic Breeze™ blew up.