SalaryClock.com

What better way to start the week than to clock in at this website, which lets you enter your annual income, then watch as it shows you, in real time, what you're making sitting there in your stupor.

Such fun.

If you don't like what you see, no problema: simply choose from their list of somewhat more well-to-do campers, close your eyes, and pretend.

There, don't you feel better already?

Thought not.

Hey, I'm not a miracle worker, I'm just an eccentric left-handed anesthesiologist who's breathed a bit too much unscavenged waste gas over the years.

So don't be so mean.

Sheesh.