Surfer designs from... Paloma Picasso?

So it would seem: in yesterday's Wall Street Journal I espied an ad for her new Groove™ collection from Tiffany & Co.

Sterling silver and rubber surfer bracelets and necklaces.

Frankly, I think serious surfers would giggle.

These should find a comfortable niche draped over the necks and around the air-brushed tan ankles and wrists of those lounging in the lobbies of Ian Schrager's hotels.