6–Pack Wetsuit

For the Memorial Day weekend comes this ingenious device, meant to keep six 12–oz. bottles or cans icy cold until it's Miller — or whatever libation you use for horological purposes — time.

"Slip a pre–chilled 6–pack into our Clink–Proof Wetsuit."

Thick, lightweight neoprene keeps bottles and cans "separate, silent and ice–cold."

I've known girls like that. But I digress.

"No clinking, no breaking — and no warm beer!"

Cranberry or black.

$24.95 here (6–pack not included).