Official Alien Swim Cap

Sure, it's being marketed as the world's first ergonomic swim cap but ask yourself: do humans really require "ear pockets" as featured in this tricked–out version (above)?

I don't think so.

For those beings with head extrusions and antennas that struggle to find a comfortable place in conventional caps, though, this new model is a godsend.

Comes in a stylish extraterrestrial green to match your scales.

$19.95 here.

"One size fits all."

Ha.