Golf Club Drink Dispenser

No one will know you're carrying.

From the website:

This clever fairway companion keeps 48 oz. of your favorite beverage cold without the inconvenience of carrying bottles and cans.

With a dispensing head that resembles a three wood, this 44" cooler slips into any golf bag.

To pour, simply move the pump lever back and forth.

Spout folds back into club head.

$39.95 here.