Ball Cap Earband

What a dilemma.

You want to wear your favorite baseball cap but it's getting nippy: what to do?

Simple — stay home.

No, wait a minute, that's not right... hold on....

OK, we're all straightened out here — sorry for the interruption.

You get yourself one of these great–looking Ball Cap Earbands, that's what you do.

From the website:

Split in the middle, this ear warmer fits around your hat's bill, keeping head, ears and forehead warm.

Four–way polyester stretch fabric has a soft microfleece lining and a jersey knit outer to repel wind and snow.

$19.95 here.

I must say, this product is something I think Floyd R. Turbo, one of Johnny Carson's great characters, would've raved about.

Floyd was this hunter who was kind of simple but a lot of fun.

Sort of like me, now that I think about it.

Do cap guns and squirt guns count?