Chefwear.com

Ever since someone stole my tall chef's hat I've never been quite the same.

I enjoyed wearing it once in a while when I fried an egg.

Yesterday the Chefwear.com catalog arrived in my mailbox, joining the bazillions of others I get.

But this was an odd one since I don't do much anymore in the kitchen that doesn't require a microwave oven as the main event.

I mean, sure, when I get big — really big — like google I'll have my own great chef creating bespoke meals but for now, beef jerky (Oberto Teriyaki flavor, thank you very much) does the trick quite nicely.

This catalog and its associated website have everything you need to pose as a chef.

It features pictures of real chefs in their gear, quite entertaining.

Who knew kitchen wear had become so fashion forward?

Better forward this post instanter to Edwina Ings–Chambers, deputy fashion editor of the august Financial Times and one of my very most favorite writers in the English language on our lovely blue planet.