World's Coolest Pizza Slicer

I was all set to strap on my bike helmet and hit the road when this puppy appeared in my inbox, via express email from Phuket, Thailand.

But then I read more and learned that it wasn't something you sit on.

Not unless you've got on your Kevlar bike shorts.

No, this tricked–out pizza cutter has two stainless steel wheels that "cut quickly and easily through any dough."

The ergonomic handle offers a "comfortable, secure grip" to give you "complete control."

You better have complete control if you decide to ride this bronco.

Dishwasher–safe.

$20 here.

[via AW]