Clear Car Floor Mat Protectors

You keep all your furniture under plastic, and the plastic sheets over your rugs and carpets prevent them from being damaged or stained.

You are a very careful person.

So you would be remiss not to order, posthaste, a set of these clear plastic car floor mat protectors to keep you car's floors impeccable.

From the website:

Many of us own luxury mats to add a touch of class to our vehicles.

But, for daily use, we'd like to protect them from grit, mud, snow and spills.

Clear Mat Protectors are an ideal solution.

Their honeycomb pattern keeps grunge from sliding over the sides.

With 4,200 patterns, there's a set to fit your car, truck, van or SUV perfectly.

Going out on the town?

Take 30 seconds to remove the clear mats, for full enjoyment of the pristine carpeting or mats beneath.

A 2–piece front mat set costs $44.95 here.

I must say that picturing some gussied–up girl in her great new Azzedine Alaïa dress

taking the time and trouble to remove the plastic protectors from her floor mats before heading downtown just cracks me up.