Cutting Board Knife

Now here's a serious piece of kit.

This whole mashup thing is getting way out of control — just the way I like it.

Add a smidgen of "fast" and a dash of "cheap" and I'm roaring.

From the website:

Scissor Slicer, the amazing new kitchen tool that combines a knife and a cutting board for fast, easy, convenient slicing.

It is so easy to use — just squeeze and slice right into bowls for fresh fruit salad or chopped garden salad.

Slice into pots for delicious homemade stews and soups.

It's great for vegetables, fruits, cheeses, pepperoni and more!

The top blade cuts and the flat–topped bottom blade is the cutting board.

Comfort–Grip handles; stainless steel blade; safety lock; dishwasher safe.

A kitchen in your glove compartment, should you choose to keep it in your car.

$9.95 here.

Not recommended for clipping your nails unless absolutely necessary.