'Increase your brainSpeed!'

That's what the headline says over an ad from brainSpeed, a product which offers three focused applications:

• brainSpeed Memory — "Maintain memory and promote recall"

• brainSpeed Perform — "Increase work productivity and improve decision making"

• brianSpeed Attention — "Promote attention and enhance alertness"

I suppose you could do a Hunter Thompson and take them all at once if you really wanted to turbocharge the old cabeza.

Want to see if there's any sign of life upstairs?

Then take the BrainSpeed Performance Test.

It takes about 10 minutes and afterward you'll be able to boast about your impressive capabilities.

Or not, as the case may be.