Poker Pen

Finally.

You know how sometimes classes or meetings get boring?

Now you can fight back and no one need ever know.

From the website:

Poker, Blackjack and Slots Pens

Just press the ON button and these pens deal out casino–style fun without traveling to Vegas!

Each features digital display, sound, score and reset buttons.

Don't forget to turn off the sound before you start to play if you're in school or at the office.

Black ink.

5.75"L x 1.4"W.

Battery included.

Your choice of poker, blackjack or slot versions for $7.99 here.