bookofjoe Salad Sac™

I have the very same problem as Maria Sharapova: everybody wants my endorsement on their product.

It's become ridiculous.

So out–of–control have things gotten that I have to keep a strand of overcooked vermicelli draped over my shoulder to beat them all off.

I'm not easy nor am I a cheap date but when the manufacturers of the Salad Sac™ came calling with all that long green, well, it was impossible not to ink a long–term contract.

Suffice it to say that I'll never have to charge for access to bookofjoe.

But I digress.

On to the product — I mean, that's why we're here, right?

From the website:

Keep your salad fresh for days with our clever Salad Sac™!

Tired of tossing out brown and wilted salads?

The Salad Sac™ preserves freshness by absorbing excess moisture, yet it keeps veggies from drying out.

It eliminates spinning and costly paper towels and it's environmentally friendly.

Use it for all kinds of vegetables and herbs.

Salad Sac™ is crafted from special grade super-absorbent untreated 100% cotton.

Drawstring closure.

Machine washable.

17" x 17".

The Salad Sac™ people grew really tired of my dissatisfaction with their repeated attempts to create my signature color in their product — but in the end I'm certain they were delighted as I am.

Show your true color.

$9.98 here.