Computer–on–a–Stick

Never underestimate the power of joehead nation, is all I've gotta say.

Because the ink wasn't even dry on yesterday's TV–on–a–Stick post when in came what appears to be the answer to my treadmill work–station prayers: the striking Orbit Computer Station pictured above.

From the website:

Discover our efficient, expandable workstations!

Versatile, space-saving computer workstation provides access for multiple users and easily expands to include monitor platforms, CPU holder, footrests and work surface to meet your specific needs.

Super-strong 5" x 5" steel post holds cables and bolts directly to the floor for maximum stability.

Floor mounting hardware not included.

Easy assembly.

It sounds just great — except for three small problems.

1) "Easy assembly" — Surely they must be joking 'cause here there ain't no such thing. I have difficulty extracting the prize from a box of Crackerjack, much less trying to assemble this 152–lb. stainless–steel beast.

2) "Floor mounting hardware not included" — Even if it were, I'm not inclined to start drilling into the lovely oak floor.

3) Feng shui issues — True, the color is correct, an understated matte black that goes perfectly with my treadmill, but the form factor still appears somewhat problematic. Nevertheless this is an excellent starting point for further bookofjoe investigations and innovations in this arena.

Stay tuned.

$426.95 here.

[via Matt Penning and Matt's Place]