Doormat Slippers

Wear your doormat.

Now, I've heard of people being called doormats but this is ridiculous.

Or is it?

From the website:

Shoe Brush Traps Dirt Before It's Tracked Inside

Place these heavy-duty, coir-and-steel "slippers" next to well-traveled entryways for shoe/boot-cleaning service and smiles.

Sturdy bristles surround shoes and brush dirt off all sides before it's tracked into your clean house.

Of course, that assumes your house is clean....

But that's not my problem, is it?

It is?

Oh, all right.

16"W x 13 1/2"L x 6"H.

Oh, yes, one more thing: they're attached with a sort of umbilical cord at the heel so if you'd rather wear them around you'd best cut the cord first — especially if you plan to go up or down the stairs.

Just a suggestion.

$29.95 here.