Homer Simpson Pizza Cutter

From the blog that brought you the inimitable Pizza Cutter Fork comes this iteration: "Delivers a laugh with every slice!"

What's not to like?

Any of 4 choice sayings from Homer Simpson accompany each roll of the wheel.

First, though, you hear a chorus of "That's Amore."

"If it tastes good, it must be good for you!" is just one of the quartet of thought–provoking epigrams uttered by this philosopher–in–a–utensil.

"Easy–grip handle with stainless–steel cutting wheel that detaches for easy cleaning."

Button cell batteries included.

Tristan Tzara would so have one.

Although I believe Marcel Duchamp would, in the end, have opted for the Pizza Cutter Fork.

$9.98 here.