Mouse Pad Speakerphone

Oh, sure — now you tell me your mouse pad's talking to you.

What next?

Sheesh.

But wait — there's more: this thing's got so many other functions it's not even funny.

From the website:

This space–saving mouse pad has a built–in speakerphone, allowing you to place and receive calls without having to interrupt your work by getting up to answer the phone across the room.

It has built-in Caller–ID capability and stores 110 phone book entries.

The keypad doubles as a calculator and has an alarm clock for convenient functionality in a single desktop component.

The speakerphone's features are fully customizable, allowing you to choose from 48 different ring tones and 16 hold melodies, plus any of 10 display languages (English, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Italian, Swedish, German, Dutch, Turkish, and Polish).

The unit remembers Caller–ID data from the last 90 incoming calls.

An illuminated indicator alerts you to new calls .

Advanced redial lets you choose from any of your last eight outgoing calls.

Measures 12.5" x 9.25" x 2".

Amuse your friends and alarm your cubicle neighbors.

$39.95 here.