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October 01, 2005

Nail Extractor

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Designed and constructed to do one thing better than any other tool in the world.

    From the website:

    Patented design allows the jaws to stay parallel and automatically increase gripping force as greater resistance is encountered.

    Once the extraction has been initiated, only a prying action is necessary; the handles no longer need to be squeezed.

    Curved heel (below) enables the nail or other fastener to be lifted with minimal surface damage.

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    Serrated teeth for a slip–free grip even on the most stubborn objects.

    Long handles (tool is 11" long) provide greater leverage.

$22.50 here.

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I'm signing you both up for remedial shop class.

Posted by: cc | Oct 9, 2005 2:46:37 PM

Oh my God...me, too! I saw the phrase "Nail Extractor", saw the accompanying photograph - and thought, well, must be from a sadist's catalog. You know, the Authentic Catalog of the Marquise de Sade's Historically Correct Goodies. Or something like that.

Boy, I'm glad I'm not the only twisted thinker out there.

Posted by: Laurie B. | Oct 7, 2005 11:04:14 PM

There is something terribly, terribly wrong with me. How do I know?

My initial impression of this device was that it was for fingernails. You know, like a main selection of the Torture Implement of the Month Club.

Apparently the old headspace needs a little mucking out before winter sets in.

Posted by: Richelle | Oct 5, 2005 10:28:33 PM

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