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October 10, 2005
Safe Shower Temperature Gauge — 'The water will never be too hot or too cold, but always just right'

Designed with Goldilocks in mind.
Who knew how dangerous it was to take a shower?
From the website:
- How many times have you been burned by scalding-hot water or broken something falling away from freezing-cold water?
Our Safe Shower Temperature Gauge guarantees you will know when the water is just right.
With the Safe Shower Temperature Gauge, you will always know when it's safe to enter the shower so you won't fall and break your hip.
The bathroom is one of the most dangerous rooms in the house.
That's why there's a market for grab bars, bath mats and guard rails.
But what about a way to protect yourself from water that's too hot or too cold?
You have to touch it, and you might get burned.
Or you might get in while it's still too cold, jump back, fall down and seriously injure yourself.
You won't with the Safe Shower Temperature Gauge.
After attaching it to your shower (no wiring needed — it's as easy as screwing in a light bulb), you will know the temperature, from 32-158°F, so you won't get hurt.
You can even program the Safe Shower Temperature Gauge to sound an alarm if the water exceeds a certain temperature.
It's perfect for the elderly and the small child who don't realize the water temperature until it's too late.
The Safe Shower Temperature Gauge is also waterproof and comes with a clock so you'll know if you're spending too much time in the shower.
And it will indicate when the battery is low.
With the Safe Shower Temperature Gauge, the water will never be too hot or too cold, but always just right.
Hey — just like you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows, I don't need a clock to tell me when I'm spending too much time in the shower.
I'm quite aware of the elapsed time, thank you very much.
In fact, spending too much time in the shower is one of those small pleasures that make everyday life that much more pleasant.
$19.95 here.
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ha
Posted by: | Nov 20, 2008 2:40:10 PM
" How many times have you been burned by scalding-hot water or broken something falling away from freezing-cold water?"
Um.. never for two reasons. First, I'm not a dumbass. Second, I use my hand to test the shower water before getting underneath it.
Not a bad product, but a bad sell.
Posted by: John | Oct 10, 2005 9:33:33 AM
