Star Trek Phaser Remote

Makes all sorts of cool sound effects as you move around the TV universe.

Forget stun: phasers to ESPN.

For a limited time the website is accepting Earth currency in lieu of AndromeDollars — better order yours today.

$39.99 here.

If it's really a slow day, amuse yourself by activating the website's sound effects (scroll down) to hear what your new remote will sound like when you get it home and in your hot little hand.