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November 16, 2005
Decisions, decisions: 'I want candy'
Not just the title of a great 1982 song by one–hit wonders Bow Wow Wow (below),
but the plaint of sweets aficionados throughout the lands occupying the shell of our blue planet.
But enough of the treacly sentiment, already: let's cut to the chase.
Now you can snuggle up with your choice of pillows that are "picture–perfect replicas of the original candy packaging" (top).
The Reese's Peanut Butter Cup measures 34"W x 15"L.
The Dubble Bubble measures 30"W x 9"W.
The Tootsie Roll measures 43"L by 6.5"D.
$29.95 each here.
Note: the Tootsie Roll might make a nice low–priced body pillow if you don't mind hugging polyester.
I must say that since receiving my Body Ploh (below)
back in April I've never slept better.
Oh, one last thing: I noticed when I was writing this that the Reese's was out of stock so I kept the crack research team up all night until they found an alternate source.
$29.98 here.
Nothing is too good for you.
The team looked terrible, though, by the time they'd finished their assigned task.
Oh, well — easy come, easy go....
November 16, 2005 at 09:01 AM | Permalink
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I don't want a 34" wide x 15" long peanut butter cup pillow, I want an ACTUAL 34" x 15" peanut butter CUP. I want to clutch it next to my person and just roll over every now and then and take a big bite out of it and get chocolate everywhere and drool on it and glut myself on the sugary, peanutty, coma-inducing sweet horror of it until I hallucinate.
That's really disgusting, isn't it?
No, I'll tell you what's disgusting. Ever see The Music Lovers (I think that was the flick) directed by good old Ken Russell? Remember when Glenda Jackson was in the colorful insane asylum, and in a paroxysm of some type no doubt unmentionable here, she flung herself down on a grate in the ground and...I can't go on. Trust me, it's disgusting.
Posted by: Flutist | Nov 17, 2005 10:54:57 PM
