Elmer Fudd Hat

The company selling it calls it the "Elmer Fuzz Hat," probably because they're afraid Warner Brothers is gonna take a minute away from suing music filesharers to come after them.

Me, I'm not worried — bring it on, WB.

From the website:

Don't deny your inner Elmer

Indulge your sensible and silly sides all at once with this wascally warm hat!

Instead of wabbit, ours is made from colorful wool and lined in a fuzzy-soft faux fur.

Back and side flaps can be worn down to cover your neck and ears on those wintry days when you'd rather stay warm than look cool.

Acrylic/wool blend.

Washable.

Size: Unisex — one size fits all.

Still not sure?

No problema.

More from the website:

Crown is a slate blue knit with criss-cross light blue wool stitching on 2 seams (2 seams going front to back).

Made of blended 15% wool & 85% acrylic blended fabrics.

Super–soft shaggy faux light brown fur lining, interior & exterior around ear-flaps & brim.

Brim is tacked up.

Ear warmer flaps hang down.

Square looking crown.

$25 here.

Tell you what: that's a lotta hat for the money, in my book.