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January 08, 2006

'The dirty little secret of an honest macaroni and cheese is often American cheese'

Mmmaaaccc

So wrote Julia Moskin in a front–page article in the January 4 New York Times Dining section that made me crazy with macaroni and cheese lust.

My jones was off the scale by the time I finished the story, which follows.

    Macaroni and Lots of Cheese

    Macaroni and cheese is just the kind of all-American, old-fashioned home cooking I was not raised on.

    New York City in the 1970's was a hotbed of culinary radicalism.

    Food-forward parents like mine served dinners of homemade falafel, Mediterranean fish stew or stir-fried beef with broccoli.

    To me, dishes like spaghetti and meatballs, mashed potatoes with gravy and macaroni and cheese seemed exotic and unattainable.

    Naturally, this is where my greatest passions lie as a cook.

    And after the frenzy of holiday cooking, a simple dish like macaroni and cheese is just what I want to make now.

    Lacking a family recipe, I turned to cookbooks for guidance.

    A strange substance called "white sauce" cropped up again and again.

    Bread crumbs, Worcestershire sauce and alien cheeses like smoked gouda and parmigiano also kept finding their way in.

    None of the recipes came close to my fantasy of what the dish should be: nothing more than tender elbows of pasta suspended in pure molten cheddar, with a chewy, golden-brown crust of cheese on top.

    While reading the following passage in a 20-year-old cookbook called "Simple Cooking," the problem became clear:

    "A good dish of macaroni and cheese is hard to find these days. The recipes in most cookbooks are not to be trusted... usually it is their vexatious infatuation with white sauce, a noxious paste of flour-thickened milk, for this dish flavored with a tiny grating of cheese. Contrary to popular belief, this is not macaroni and cheese but macaroni with cheese sauce. It is awful stuff and every cookbook in which it appears should be thrown out the window."

    The book's author, John Thorne, still adheres to this position, but said that he has largely given up the fight.

    "Starting at about the turn of the 20th century, there was a huge fashion for white sauce in America - chafing-dish stuff like chicken à la king, or creamed onions," he said last week.

    "They were cheap and seemed elegant, and their legacy is that people choose 'creamy' over everything else. But I maintain that macaroni and cheese should be primarily cheesy."

    Marlena Spieler, author of a forthcoming book, "Macaroni and Cheese" (Chronicle), agreed that most recipes simply do not have enough cheese.

    "I believe in making a cheese sauce and also using shredded cheese," she said.

    But she refuses to forgo white sauce altogether.

    "You need a little goo to keep the pasta and cheese together," she said.

    Having made a global study of the subject, she ticked off a list of alternative binders: mascarpone, crème fraîche, eggs, heavy cream, egg yolks, cottage cheese, butter and evaporated milk, which she deems a little too sweet but "delightfully trashy."

    Like me, Ms. Spieler believes that macaroni and cheese, which is often served alongside fried chicken or barbecue, deserves pride of place as a main dish.

    "I love it so much that I want to focus on it," she said.

    A crisp green salad and a glass of wine turn mac and cheese into a meal, she added.

    I first made Mr. Thorne's recipe, a step in the right direction: it combines a whole pound of cheddar cheese with half a pound of macaroni.

    But the method, which entails taking the dish out of the oven every five minutes to stir in more cheese, is tiresome.

    And so, armed with the knowledge that a seemingly outrageous 2:1 ratio of cheese to macaroni is indeed possible, I set out in search of the ideal recipe.

    At cheese counters across New York City, complex blends of pungent, unaged, rind-washed and cave-ripened cheeses have been devised for makers of macaroni and cheese.

    Rob Kaufelt, who owns Murray's Cheese in Greenwich Village, counsels a 30-50-20 blend of Swiss Gruyère, young Irish cheddar and Parmigiano-Reggiano, or a blend of English cheddars.

    At Artisanal, cooks are steered toward the softness of Italian fontina and Welsh Caerphilly.

    These are all indisputably glorious cheeses.

    But they do not all belong in a casserole dish.

    An impromptu focus group of children living in my apartment building showed a strong preference for the cheddar family.

    Ultimately, I found, the dirty little secret of an honest macaroni and cheese is often American cheese.

    American cheese is simply cheddar or colby that is ground and emulsified with water, said Bonnie Chlebecek, a test kitchen manager at Land O'Lakes in Arden Hills, Minn.

    "The process denatures the proteins in the cheese," she said, "which in plain English means that it won't clump up or get grainy when you melt it. With natural cheese, it's much harder to get a smooth melt."

    The cheese industry and the Food and Drug Administration call a cheese "natural" if it has been produced from milk, as cheddar and mozzarella (and virtually all other nonindustrial cheeses) are.

    Plain American cheese, labeled pasteurized process cheese, contains the most natural cheese and is the best for cooking.

    American cheese derivatives are made from cheese and additives like sodium phosphates (acids that promote melting), nonfat dry milk and carrageenan.

    In descending order of their relationship to natural cheese, they are cheese food, cheese spread (such as Velveeta) and cheese product.

    Daphne Mahoney, the Jamaican-born owner of Daphne's Caribbean Express in Manhattan's East Village, makes a wonderfully dense version of macaroni and cheese that combines American cheese with extra-sharp cheddar.

    Macaroni pie is hugely popular in the Caribbean, especially on islands like Jamaica and Barbados that once received regular stocks of cheddar from other members of the British commonwealth: Canada, Australia and New Zealand.

    "We put a little pepper in it to spice it up," she said.

    "But as long as you don't make the macaroni soggy, and you use plenty of cheese, it will be good."

    The macaroni must not be slippery and soft, but firm and substantial.

    This is not the time to bring out your whole-wheat penne and artisanal orecchiette: elbow pasta is the way to go.

    One of the most surprising recipes I tried called for uncooked pasta.

    Full of doubt, I mixed raw elbow noodles with a sludge of cottage cheese, milk and grated cheese.

    The result was stunning: the noodles obediently absorbed the liquid as they cooked, encasing themselves in fluffy cheese and a crust of deep rich brown.

    The last decision - to top or not to top - is easily dispensed with.

    Resist the temptation to fiddle around with bread crumbs, corn flakes, tortilla chips and other ingredients that have nothing to do with the dish.

    When there is enough cheese in and on top of your creation, a brown, crisp crust of toasted cheese will form naturally.

    There is nothing more delicious.

    The moral of the story: When in doubt, add more cheese.

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Full disclosure: I licked my computer screen when I first saw the photo above, which accompanied the article.

Yum.

But wait — there's more.

How about if I now provide you with the two recipes Ms. Moskin found most likely to result in ethereal macaroni and cheese?

Would you like that?

Thought so.

Here you go:

Creamy Macaroni and Cheese

Time: 1 hour 15 minutes

2 tablespoons butter
1 cup cottage cheese (not lowfat)
2 cups milk (not skim)
1 teaspoon dry mustard
Pinch cayenne
Pinch freshly grated nutmeg
½ teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 pound sharp or extra-sharp cheddar cheese, grated
½ pound elbow pasta, uncooked.

1. Heat oven to 375 degrees and position an oven rack in upper third of oven. Use 1 tablespoon butter to butter a 9-inch round or square baking pan.

2. In a blender, purée cottage cheese, milk, mustard, cayenne, nutmeg and salt and pepper together. Reserve ¼ cup grated cheese for topping. In a large bowl, combine remaining grated cheese, milk mixture and uncooked pasta. Pour into prepared pan, cover tightly with foil and bake 30 minutes.

3. Uncover pan, stir gently, sprinkle with reserved cheese and dot with remaining tablespoon butter. Bake, uncovered, 30 minutes more, until browned. Let cool at least 15 minutes before serving.

Yield: 6 to 8 servings.

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Crusty Macaroni and Cheese [pictured at the top of this post]

Time: 1 hour 15 minutes

3 tablespoons butter
12 ounces extra-sharp cheddar cheese, coarsely grated
12 ounces American cheese or cheddar cheese, coarsely grated
1 pound elbow pasta, boiled in salted water until just tender, drained, and rinsed under cold water
1/8 teaspoon cayenne (optional)
Salt
2/3 cup whole milk.

1. Heat oven to 375 degrees. Use one tablespoon butter to thickly grease a 9-by-13-inch baking dish. Combine grated cheeses and set aside two heaping cups for topping.

2. In a large bowl, toss together the pasta, cheeses, cayenne (if using) and salt to taste. Place in prepared pan and evenly pour milk over surface. Sprinkle reserved cheese on top, dot with remaining butter and bake, uncovered, 45 minutes. Raise heat to 400 degrees and bake 15 to 20 minutes more, until crusty on top and bottom.

Yield: 8 to 12 servings.

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Comments

I haven't tried the Crusty, but I can attest to the amazing delicious-ness of the Creamy Macaroni and Cheese! And believe it or not with that little bit of cheese you reserve for the final step, it's about as crusty as anyone could want with a macaroni and cheese dish.

One thing though, as a main dish count on it serving only four - 6 to 8 only if it's a nice little side dish.

Thanks for listing the recipe here, I lost mine and was in a panic trying to track it down to make for our 4th anniversary - you saved a romantic dinner for two!

Posted by: Keith | Jan 19, 2006 6:00:43 PM

I couldn't agree with you more about lusting after the NYT Mac N Cheese. My lovely wife set out to make it for me after an especially tough day at work this week. Right off the bat she cautioned me that the recipe did not sound right. Well, she was right and all I can say is that it was one the most disgusting thing my tastebuds ever witnessed. Just this morning she told me of someone elses article on the NYT Mac-n-Cheese endeavor.

http://www.slate.com/id/2134290/?nav=tap3

Posted by: Rich | Jan 15, 2006 8:34:19 AM

I read your article about "More Cheese Please. My family is from the South, and we don't go through all of the things that you did. The most simplest receipe (and quickest) for Mac & Cheese is:
1 16oz Velvetta Cheese
1 16oz Colby Cheese
1 16oz Bag of mixed Montrey Jack Cheese (it has white & yellow cheese)
1 can of PET milk
2 eggs
1 box of either elbow or shells macaroni
1/2 tsp salt and pepper to taste
Pepprika (sprinkle over the top)
Use a large baking dish

The eggs replace the white sauce (Try it and let me know what you think)

Posted by: Jean Crawford | Jan 11, 2006 10:57:23 AM

Thank you again Joe. I'm off to the grocery store to get the ingredients...

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Posted by: Jason Michael | Jan 9, 2006 5:10:28 PM

You can indeed make an easy (and good) mac and cheese without sauce. The trick is to use meltable cheeses (one or more of Emmenthaler, Gruyere, cheddar works well) and bake it slowly (325 for an hour). Use one pound of cheese per pound of pasta. Grease dish. Alternate layers of al dente pasta with a layer of grated cheese. Top with lots of cheese. Dot with butter and pour a cup of cream (or half 'n' half or milk) and bake slowly. To die for.
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Posted by: riannan | Jan 9, 2006 5:59:03 AM

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Posted by: Nilla | Jan 9, 2006 5:26:13 AM

There are few truths about great macaroni and cheese.

1) Like the famous Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle that states you cannot observe the position and the momentum of a sub-atomic particle at the same time (you ruin one by observing the other), I have a theory about Macroni and Cheese (and a few other decadent foods): Assuming you are not under the age of 12 and therefore blissfully ignorant of heath issues, "you cannot observe the making and partake of the eating of the same MacN'Cheese." It simply must be made for you -- out of sight. You can order and eat it at a restaurant. But its better if its just served to you by accident. Which is a rare miracle. A divine providence actually. I had a girlfriend once, a genius, who knew this.

2) Good MacN'Cheese, the really unhealthy, spiritually uplifting stuff, can come in a box...it's not as transcendant as homemade, but, like Coke and Movie Theater popcorn, eating all of a so-called "serving" should be illegal...like crack...and bacon-cheeseburgers.

3) The closest thing to a healthy quick-MacN'Cheese-fix you can get is "Annie's
Organic Shells and Real Aged Wisconsin Cheddar"...available at the link below...but don't go there unless you can resist the tempation to click the "order-a-whole-case" button (cruel, very cruel). It's also available in most Whole Foods stores.

http://www.annies.com/products/orgagedched.html

ps: for a kinky mood, try the Bunny shaped pasta (it's not Organic, but it is "Natural" whatever that means):

http://www.annies.com/products/bunny.html


Posted by: sb | Jan 8, 2006 10:00:19 PM

Remember that thing Johnny Depp did with his tongue in Fear and Loathing when he took Adrinochrome... that "lualualuala" thing?

Yeah... that picture is making me do that.

I feel like I could eat a horse. A horse made of mac & cheese.

Posted by: Neosamurai85 | Jan 8, 2006 5:27:58 PM

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