Cartier's New Left–Handed Timepiece Collection

After over a century of of shoving right–handed awkwardness across the corpus callosum of the 10% of the population who favor their left hand, Cartier's woken up as of earlier today and smelled the coffee.

Hey, just like me... I knew there was a resemblance there....

But I digress.

If you will now please open the first section of your New York Times and look at page two you will espy, occupying the middle third of the two columns to the far left, the ad pictured above.

From the ad:

A little to the left

The new left–handed timepiece collection by Cartier

Cartier has redesigned the Santos 100, Steel Roadster, Pasha 42 and Tank Américaine timepieces just for the left–handed.

They're perfect for lefties who want the precision of a Cartier timepiece.

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No — don't waste your time and energy on Cartier's brain–dead Flash–filled website that will take you nowhere very fast (we're talkin' warp speed here).

There's not a trace of these new watches on the site — at least, not where my crack research team could unearth them after a combined 65 woman–hours spent trying earlier today.