Great St. Valentine's Day Gift For Under a Buck

That's right, I've found something very cool for your special sweetie that won't reek of over–the–top yet will endear you long after she's forgotten your name.

Oh — maybe that's not the best way I could've put it, huh?

No matter, you know that's how it's gonna end up, far more likely than not: why play pretend at your age?

I mean, how old are you now, anyway?

That's what I thought.

But I digress.

From the website:

Lipstick Mirror

These peel-and-stick mirrors turn your lipsticks into mini–compacts.

Just attach one of the 5/8"-diameter mirrors to the end of the tube and you're ready for quick touch–ups in a car, on a plane or at the theater.

Set of 3 features smooth-edge trim.

Note: It would probably work out much better for you if you gave one to each of three girls who do not know each other or work in the same place.

I'm just saying....

Three for $2.99.

Note: Also useful for subtle over–the–shoulder surveillance at clubs and whatnot.