How to advertise on bookofjoe — free

In the real world people spend endless hours keeping their sites free of unwanted garbage, ugly comments, annoying nonsequiturs and the like.

Here in joeWorld™, what with our being located in a wormhole just off the beaten Bizarro World path, we take precisely the opposite approach.

So, without further ado (does he have any brothers, I wonder?...), here is the official bookofjoe Guide to Advertising™.

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1) Close readers will have noticed that the crack research team (Comment Division) does a pretty good job keeping up (in real time) with duplicate, annoying, troubling or threatening posts and their ilk, deleting them only after banning their IP locations forever as an insertion locus for bookofjoe commentary.

But guess what? I do let them [crack research team (Comment Division)] take off between 1 a.m. and 9 a.m. ET to do their laundry and errands, refill their meds and maybe even catch forty winks.

I sleep during that time as well.

Therefore, anyone can throw anything — absolutely anything — up into the comments section during that eight hour period and guarantee themselves world–wide exposure — free! — for the duration, until we wake up and disappear your bothersome self forever.

2) Other than that, you have no chance of buying your way on board here either as a feature post or in the comments.

That was easy.

I can't believe Staples got there before one of the Dead Company Walking™ telcos.

Sorry, gang, but it's been done.