I Vote for Shawn

Shawn Lea (above) styles herself an "official bookofjoe crackpot research team member" but she is far too modest.

The cream always rises to the top and so has she, to reign supreme above my mötley crüe of wanna–be's masquerading as crack research team members.

You want proof?

OK, how about the following boilerplate which she singlehandedly has concocted out of whole cloth and which is appended to all of her responses to requests for help from bookofjoe?

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