February 07, 2006
I Vote for Shawn
Shawn Lea (above) styles herself an "official bookofjoe crackpot research team member" but she is far too modest.
The cream always rises to the top and so has she, to reign supreme above my mötley crüe of wanna–be's masquerading as crack research team members.
You want proof?
OK, how about the following boilerplate which she singlehandedly has concocted out of whole cloth and which is appended to all of her responses to requests for help from bookofjoe?
VOTE FOR SHAWN: If you feel this e-mail has helped you in some small way, please help me win the coveted bookofjoe Crackpot Researcher of the Month title. Just forward this e-mail to Joe at firstname.lastname@example.org with "I Vote for Shawn" as the title.
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She's the nonpareil Queen, without a doubt.
Posted by: riannan | Feb 7, 2006 9:01:46 PM
Sheesh. Everyone knows you hafta DISAPPOINT Joie to win the coveted crack research team title. Even I could have told you that.
Posted by: duh | Feb 7, 2006 5:45:20 PM
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