TredSaadj™ — bookofjoe's revolutionary new foot massage treadmill application

You read it here first.

If you didn't just pretend, OK?

I'm not in the mood.

Just moments ago the penny dropped and I invented something wonderful, a bonus for all who live the Treadmill Lifestyle™.

I was walking backwards on my treadmill, something I try to remember to do every hour or so for at least a couple minutes, to make sure I give my hamstrings and glutes a little work so as not to end up all unbalanced.

Anyhow, I was reading something particularly absorbing and let myself get carried along to the end of the treadmill when I noticed the rear roller passing under my foot as it moved over the edge.

Ooh, that felt good — let's do that again.

So I did — again and again.

Now, if you're gonna explore the foot massage space with your treadmill you're going to have to pay attention: reading isn't possible (at least for moi) while getting a TredSaadj: if you don't focus on the sole space you'll find yourself crashing to the floor space very quickly.

But if you do pay attention you are in for a treat.

I recommend thin–soled shoes, moccasins, slippers, Thor–Lo socks or their ilk for a peak experience.