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March 21, 2006

World's best party crashing technique

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From famed party–crasher Alex Mamlet (above and below at parties he's crashed with, from the top, invited guests Steven Spielberg, Penelope Cruz and Colin Farrell) of the award-winning short film, "Kid Protocol":

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"A never–fail technique is showing up in a chef outfit with a food item, looking really concerned. Security will always let you in. The more outrageous the food item, the more likely they are to let you in."

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How do you spell "durian?"

[via Ashby Strassburger and the Washington Post]

March 21, 2006 at 02:01 PM | Permalink


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Joe dear, if you were George Clooney and turned up with Durian, no-one would let you into the party. Trust me.

The smell! Dear god...

Posted by: IB | Mar 21, 2006 9:05:00 PM

Hey, you could show up sporting loaded toolbelt and exposed buttcrack, carrying the Johnny Jolter Power Plunger aloft, crying "Gangway! I was called about the toilets! We've got no time to lose!" I bet that'd do it.

Posted by: Flutist | Mar 21, 2006 2:24:46 PM

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