Portable Hydraulic Window Blinds Cleaning System

These folks don't know how to wrap a package, what?

From the website:

Mini Maids®

Wash dust and insect residue down the drain!

Mini Maids make it a cinch!

High–quality suction cups with hooks secure spine of blind to tile for instant washing!

Just twist wand to wash reverse side of slats.

Pat with towel or air dry... you're done!

Set includes 2 polypropylene end brackets and center support to fit 1" mini–blinds.

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You'll be able to stick a fork in yourself, you'll be so done.

$9.99 (blinds not included).