Cell Phone LED Flashlight

From the website:

Stick-on cell phone light

You always remember to carry your cell phone.

Now you'll always have a convenient flashlight, too!

It sticks discreetly to the back of your phone and provides bright, long-lasting white illumination.

On/off button.

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Silver or Black.

$9.98.

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Today's 12:01 p.m. mystery object is the Watercolors Watering Can.

It's featured in the Washington Post Sunday Source section's "Sunday Shopper" feature by Holly E. Thomas and Michelle Thomas.

They report that it comes in the pictured Fire Engine Red as well as Yellow, Green, or Turquoise.

It holds two quarts.

The good news: the price is only $4.95.

The bad news is the Garden District, the Washington, D.C. store noted by the Post to sell the can, does not appear to offer online shopping.

Nor could my crack research team find any other online merchant.

So I see two possibilities if you must have this can:

1) Go to the store and buy one — the address is 1801 14th Street NW and the telephone number is 202-797-9005.

2) Email Joe Carmack — joecarmack@gardendistrict.biz — and ask him if he would be so kind as to pack one up and ship it to you.

You could mention that I sent you but frankly I think your chances of obtaining a can would be exponentially enhanced if you refrained from doing so.

But hey — I'm not you, am I?

Or am I?