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May 24, 2006
Cord Cover – 'When you can't hide them, dress them up!'
That's what it says on the website.
- More:
Now you can dress up unsightly computer cords and lamp cords the way professional decorators do.
Handmade of rich, crisp dupioni silk, this cord cover goes on quickly and easily.
Patented tube design makes it easy to install and even allows you to shorten cords without having to rewire your lamp or appliance.
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In Pebble, Champagne, Chardonnay,
Garnet or Olive.
9 feet long x 2" diameter — cut to size.
Dry clean only (the cover — not the cord and lamp, booboo).
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I am SO damn crazed I cannot spell.
"Diatribe," not "diabtribe." And in one place, "think," not "thing."
See what it's done to me?
Posted by: Flutist | May 25, 2006 1:46:34 PM
I see I am not alone. When this thing popped up yesterday I sat right down and typed out a blistering diabtribe, my sensibilities were so offended. Normally I don't react that way to inanimate objects but I don't thing this thing IS inanimate. I figured I had maybe overreacted, but no.
Simply: It is hideous. HIDEOUS. It's a fat white worm - excuse me, "Pebble" worm - just laying there waiting to slime up on somebody. No, no - it looks like something out of an old Vincent Price movie that's fixing to rear up on its hind segments and lamprey the hell out of some unsuspecting book-reader who's sitting next to the lamp. I hate it. I am wasting my energy hating a piece of rich, crisp dupioni silk. I am crazed.
I feel better.
Posted by: Flutist | May 25, 2006 1:43:06 PM
What makes this product especially Bizarro world-compatible (and thus boj-compatible) is it even draws MORE attention to what it is proclaiming to cover up!
Posted by: Shawn Lea | May 25, 2006 12:27:08 PM
I second the weasel
Posted by: IB | May 25, 2006 12:20:38 PM
That's got to be the ugliest thing I've seen this year.
Posted by: Skipweasel | May 24, 2006 5:30:46 PM
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